July 2011
my eyes are in so much pain.
why me.
my mom and i are in my room watching so you think you can dance and my dog walks in and my mom looks at him and says,
“who invited you? you smell.”
June 2011
I’m going to get the Plumbob tattooed somewhere on my leg.
WatchLe Tumblr Accent Challenge:
Your name and username.
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?...
I'm No Savior, I'm No Saint: Best Friend... →
angelscutouthertongue:
youwontlivethisonedown:
This young madame right here owns like none-other. I met her when I thought Nike wristbands were cool and showing girls how well you could Ollie was a primo-dating tactic. She doesn’t take crap, is well-versed in Parseltounge and makes your lady look like Pippy Longstocking in comparison….
Except my middle initial is “I” as in “Irene”....
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my eye hurts
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my mom is chatty in the morning, which makes it very difficult to enjoy my coffee and tumblr in peace.
It is time for bed.
Goodnight.
i’m getting a stye in the very corner of my left eye and it hurts like a bitch and i’m really hoping it doesn’t swell up
if it does i guess i can leave work early or not even go in
idreamofmichelangelo:
my sister was helping me count fanny packs today and i told her that i used to think that they were worn the wrong way because most people wear them around their front so its ~easily accessible, and people always said that fanny was another word for ass
but then i found out that fanny is slang for vagina in england so it really is
a fanny pack
now that i have explained...
idreamofmichelangelo replied to your post: oh and when we saw that news story, my sister said “why is he even looking up there, it’s not like they’re pretty”
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
clams look like vaginas
i’m going to do the tumblr accent challenge thing tomorrow
when i don’t look like a hobo
abe-linc0ln asked: oh and when we saw that news story, my sister said "why is he even looking up there, it's not like they're pretty"
idreamofmichelangelo:
thelionlady:
idreamofmichelangelo:
there was just a story on the news about a man who was using a mirror to look up women’s skirts at a target near my house
FREAKS LIKE HIM ARE WHY I WEAR PANTS
that and you hate wearing clothes that make you look like a girl
i love you
that is also true
but so do you
i love you
we’ll just be boys together
idreamofmichelangelo:
there was just a story on the news about a man who was using a mirror to look up women’s skirts at a target near my house
FREAKS LIKE HIM ARE WHY I WEAR PANTS
that and you hate wearing clothes that make you look like a girl
i love you
he is a ginger maybe you guys are CONNECTED
theflamealchemist:
theladyzombie:thelionlady:theflamealchemist:
theladyzombie replied to your photo: I bought these at the hospital gift shop I’m…
ELEPHANTS ARE MY FAVORITE WHY AM I NOT UR LUVA
ginger jokes lol
GINGERS DON’T HAVE SOULS
TORI NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO MAKE JOKES AT MY REDHEADED EXPENSE
it is always the time to make jokes at redheaded expense
REDHEADED STEP CHILD
he is a ginger maybe you guys are CONNECTED
theflamealchemist:
theladyzombie replied to your photo: I bought these at the hospital gift shop I’m…
ELEPHANTS ARE MY FAVORITE WHY AM I NOT UR LUVA
ginger jokes lol
GINGERS DON’T HAVE SOULS
oh my god i love contemporary dance
why am i not a dancer
why did my mom not put me in dance when i was little
